Overheard in Charlottetown

Friday, August 31, 2007


Girl#1: She's as useless as tits on a bull.
Girl#2: She's even more useless than that.
Girl#3: What do you mean?
Girl#2: Well, at least the bull's tits would be fun to play with.
-Overheard at Wendy's. Submitted by CW.

Walk With Me

Make exercise a part of your daily routine, walk with Jesus everyday.
-Sign on Church in East Royalty

Wednesday, May 30, 2007


Girl taking about co-worker: "Oh he is fucking psycho, definitely a Sideshow Bob"

AND later that day...

Girl flipping out over a customer's angst: " I swear to God I'm gonna go fucking COASTAL on this guy's ass."
- Overheard at a call-center. Submitted by MAY.

Saturday, April 21, 2007


Guy 1:"I hate mustard."
Guy 2:"How come?"
Guy 1:"It's like, too much for me...it's like a punch in the mouth."
- overhead at the Subway by UPEI. Submitted by James M.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Popping the Question

Boy 1: I am going to tell her I am busy on that day.
Boy 2: What day?
Boy 1: Whatever day she wants to go on a date!
-overheard at the UPEI cafeteria

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Travelling Soldier

Woman 1: Do they have normal food down there?
Woman 2: In South America? Well...
Woman 1: I am NOT a traveller. PURE Islander.
-overheard at work

Sunday, February 18, 2007


Girl 1 "Oh my god Lisa. I'm so jealous you got that job at Wal-Mart. You're gonna get discounts you know."
-overheard at Piazza Joes

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Convenient Truth

Girl: I fucking hate winter. Thank God for global warming. Global warming will take care of winter thank Christ!
-overheard at the Charlottetown mall