Travelling Soldier

Woman 1: Do they have normal food down there?
Woman 2: In South America? Well...
Woman 1: I am NOT a traveller. PURE Islander.
-overheard at work

Fortune

Girl 1 "Oh my god Lisa. I'm so jealous you got that job at Wal-Mart. You're gonna get discounts you know."
-overheard at Piazza Joes

Convenient Truth

Girl: I fucking hate winter. Thank God for global warming. Global warming will take care of winter thank Christ!
-overheard at the Charlottetown mall

Island News

102.1 spud fm: there was a fire today in ... cause by a burning pot on the
stove ... luckily the home owners weren't in the house at the time,
therefore no one was injured.. five goldfish perished in the incident.
- overheard in the car on the way to the magic work. Submitted by SL.

CrackerJacks

Sister: Daniel stop!
Brother: What is he doing?
Sister: He shoved a toothpick in my buttcrack......I hope I don't get a
splinter.
-overheard at home while I was in another room surfing Facebook. Submitted by HM.

A new Age

Person one: Hey, did you hear about 'so and so?'

Person two: No, what about them?

Person one: Well I think she and her boyfriend broke up!

Person one: No way!

Person one: Yeah, I checked her Facebook profile this morning, and her marital status says 'single'....

-Overheard in a hipster store downtown. Sumitted by Anonymous.

Woman "I didn't like the Carribean. It is just like Cavendish. Tourists"
-overheard at Cora's

Fowl

Lady "OHMIGAWD Barb lookitsh!... what is it now, a bird.... oh yeah, you must have done a bird before... Barb lookitsh!..."
-overheard at Community School