Townies

Shirley: "You from PEI?"
Man: "I am."
Shirley: "What's yer last name?"
Man: "Wilson"
Shirley: "Oh......must be from town."

-overheard at Shirley's Canteen in Brackley

Pullin'

Announcer: "He's havin' a good pull"

- Overheard at the Crapaud Exhibition Tractor Pull

TV

"They are like the Cosby's but white!"
-overheard at the Farmers Market

Giblets

"Crocs are the jelly-shoes of 2006"
-overheard at Cafe Diem

Spritzing

" Here comes Boy George with the water truck again!"
-overheard by a construction worker on belvedere ave. Submitted by Bambi

G -Parents

"I haven't seen my grandmother in 30 years ... and yes, I realize I'm only 24 years old"
-overheard on Upper Prince St. Submitted by NW.

Woozy Boozy

Drunk guy # 1 "I'd rather fight than eat"

Drunk guy # 2 "Well, I'd rather be wet than Sunburnt"

-overheard at Shoreline, Saturday afternoon. Sumitted by SC.

Zzzzz...

"Crying yourself to sleep in the new sleeping pill"
-overheard on Love me to death

Scorcher

Young Man: "Some weather eh wha?"
Old Man: "Oh yeah, walked to the mailbox the other day and near had a heart attack from the heat."
Young Man: "Yeah, well I was in Halifax in a UFC competition and near got my elbow broke...I was pretty good though for my weight class"

-overheard at Access PEI

Dorothy

Girl 1 "Aren't tattoos permanent"
Girl 2 "Yeah"
Girl 1 "Isn't his tattoo a gay symbol?"
Girl 2 "Yeah"
Girl 1 "Does he plan on being gay forever?"
- Overheard on the Cavendish Boardwalk

Breakfast Meat

Woman #1: "So I had breakfast at Smitty's and got 3 pancakes and bacon...Oh, and a sausage."
Woman #2: "Well that is good because that is about the only sausage we are getting these days!"

- overheard at Cafe Diem

Kitty Kat

Cab driver "Is it just me or is there an awful lot of great looking pussie around? JESUS! Oh yeah, for you sensitive people; women"
-overheard in a Yellow Cab

Hairz

Boy "That guy has long hair... that is just sad"
-overheard on Queen and Water

Got

Girl "So yeah... so then I just got on his dad"
-overheard at Peake's Quay

Wanted

Man "Everyone wants to be like us"
Woman "Yet, noone wants us!"
-overheard at Just us Girls

Work it out

Man "Skipping is the new treadmill"
-overheard on Victoria Row

Middle What?

Girl #1: "I'm English, French, Dutch and Scotish."
Girl #2: "I'm English, French, and Irish."
Girl #1: "Well the difference between purebreeds and mongrels is that mongrels have diseases and that's how Egypt fell, they all started having sex with their brothers and sisters."

- Overheard in ladies bathroom Hunter's Ale House

Amen

Grandmother while observing an iPod:
"This would be great for church if you have long hair!"
-overheard down east

Nose

Man "Some people think I am a snob, but I am not. I just don't remember meeting people"
-overheard at Cow's

Near Sighting

Girl "Hey, look at the hottie over there"
Guy "He is not cute. Good from far, far from good"
-overheard at the Stratford Esso