Spots

Woman #1: "You're in my spot".

Woman#2: "What do you mean? There wasn't anyone near here when I arrived an hour ago."

Woman#1: " Me and my kids have watched the parade for years from this very spot. Now... move on."

Woman #2: " Not in this f**kin life time."

Woman #3: " Are you from away or something?"
-Overheard at the Gold Cup Parade. Submitted by JT.