Redemption

Boy "It is hotter than hell in here!"
Girl "I know"
Boy "But you wouldn't know anything about that because you are Jewish!"
-overheard in the computer lab, Main building UPEI

Weeds and Flowers

Girl "Yeah, that was just after the crazy drug period"
Man "And now you are level... well A level anyway!"
-overheard at the Chtown Mall

Trotting

Man "I was running into the wind"
Woman "Oh... aren't we all?"
-overheard on the corner of Kent and Queen

Ball Knocking

Worker 1: Man, where did all the sports equipment come from?

Worker 2: Donno.

Worker 1: Does everyone think they're in shape now that the summer's over?
-overheard at Cash Converters. Submitted by AM.

The Guardian

Father: " I am convinced the only reason I pick up the Guardian is to read the deaths and do the crossword puzzle."

-overheard at home. Submitted by T.M

Snakes and Ladders

Older Woman "When you get to be my age dear, they are all pink and wrinkly"
-overheard at Cora's

Be Gone

Girl "I love how you are best friends with everyone when you see them at the bar and then ignore them when you see them at the Farmer's Market"
-overheard at Superstore

Snorfle

"I'm hungry and horny and don't know which end to feed first...I'm just sayin'."

-Overheard on Victoria Row. Submitted by JT.

It's not you, it's me

Woman ""I don't know what's worse, this shit or you"
- A cleaning lady to another cleaning lady. Submitted by JD

Are you the new K-Rock 105.5 $10,000 fugitive?

Man 1 "Let's go man. I've pissed off enough females lately"
Man 2 "I hear you brotha"
-overheard outside Tim Hortons on Kent St.

Big Brother

Girl "I wish our lives were on reality tv so we would not do so many embarassing things"
-overheard at Hunters

Skilled Labourer Wanted

Girl "Oh look! They are hiring!"
Man "The sign is upside down"
Girl "I bet it is a fun place to work!"
-overheard at the Dollarama

Taste

Girl "He doesn't like any songs with a guitar"
-overheard at the Farmer's Market

Payments

Man "That is as queer as a 2 dollar bill"
Woman "We have 2 dollar bills"
Man "3"
-overheard at Timothy's

"Keep on rocking in the free world..."

Thanks to K-Rock for the shout out.

Keep the comments coming!

Preserve

Caller from Ontario: "What are ya doing?"

Answer: "Making mustard pickles."

Caller: "Jeez, that's such an Island thing. Can't ya afford to buy them?"
-Sumbitted my JT.

Drips

Daughter: "Mom, you have a stain on your shirt"
Mother: "It doesn't matter dear we are in sketchy territory"
-overheard at the Dollarama

Le Drink

"I once took a trip to Europe as the result of a drunken promise"
-overheard at the Gahan House