Olives and Tappas

Girl 1: (to lady behind counter at Superstore) - "yuck, I'm returning
this cause it looks like here is poop in my salad"
Superstore Staff: "wow, yuck"
Customer standing nearby: "maybe it's a black olive"
girl 1: "no I'm pretty sure it looks like poop
-overheard at the Superstore. Submitted my iBug.