Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute!

Man: "Are Hummers even allowed to be here?"

-overheard in Farmer's Market parking area

Those City Lights

Girl 1: WOW! I feel like I am in a big city... except I can still see the Peter Pan corner.
-overheard at Boston Pizza

Tongue Twisters

Girl 1: What language do Muslim's speak?
Girl 2: Um... Mulseemee?
Girl 1: Um... no, I think it is Arabic.
-overheard at UPEI

Birdies

Girl 1: Do you like my new CD player? I got it at Hitler's.
Girl 2: Hirtle's
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: It is Hirtle's, not Hitler's
Girl 1: Well are we the word bird!
-overheard in the past

Tiles and Grout

Girl and guy making out in the bathroom. They left the door open.

Girl: "Stop okay. Look. I don't think I can do this again."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "My mom says she dated your dad in university."
Guy: "Really. What's wrong with that?"
Girl: "Just thinking perhaps last night was perhaps incestous or something."
-Overheard at a party last night in Lewis Point. Submitted by CM.

Oh the niceties!

Guy 1- "She is such a whore,but man she treated me nice"

Guy 2- '' ohh man she was NIIICCEEE''

Guy 3- ''Kinda like your mom..''

Guy 2- " Hey..shutup..."

Guy 3- '' Well..it's true.."

Guy 2- " yea...it is "

-overheard at China Garden. Submitted by RH.

Wood

Man: I like my dick like I like my drinks...stiff.

-overheard at the Olde Dublin Pub. Submitted by BP.

Faces

Girl 1: "Why haven't you added me to Facebook?"
Girl 2: "Why haven't YOU added me to Facebook?"
-overheard at Burger King

Emancipation of Mimi

Girl 1: This display is so artsy.
Girl 2: Yeah, but the mannequins look really emancipated
-overheard in front of Brennans window display. Submitted by MR.