Stunned

Outside the Basilica. Casket being carried out. Two passerby's stop.

Man 1: "Oh too bad. Guess someone died"
Man 2: "Oh really, how do you know?"

Running From the Rail

Woman 1:" Fuck, why aren't these people all in Church instead of shopping? It's too crowded."

Woman 2: " Church lets out at 12 o'clock."

Woman 1: "Yeah, well, I see a lot of church goers who said they would never shop on Sunday."

Woman 2: "It's not a sin, if you go to church first."

-Overheard at Sears on Sunday afternoon. Submitted by JET.

Ferris Wheels

Girl to another girl: "My dad's so old, he still calls this the Bill Lynch Show."
- Overheard walking at Old Home Week in the summer. Submitted by ap.

Issues

Girl: "My bedroom looks like the ones you see on intervention!"
-overheard at home

Swift

Woman 1: How do you like your new Swiffer?
Woman 2: I hate it. I can't control the God damned thing!
Woman 1: What is there to control?
Woman 2: .....................................
-Overheard at Beanz

Switch Hitting

Man to other man: "Remember when we first started, we swung both ways."
- Overheard at golf section of Sportschek. Submitted by bp.

Ka-B

Taxi driver to passenger: "Christ!! She's turning slower than the fucking leaves."
- Overheard on Queen Street behind an old lady driving. Submitted by bp.