Glass Ceilings

"Used to be that only muskrats wanted to live in swamps. Now- a-days only executives do."
-Overheard at a Real Estate Open House. Submitted by WL.

Busted

Girl 1: I don't want to run into anyone I know in here?
Girl 2: Why not?
Girl 1: I don't want anyone to think I am a business major!
-overheard in Kelly at UPEI

What's in a name?

Woman: You have one of the most common names ever!
-overheard at work

Chillin's

Man: God damn it Louis, I am not trying to adopt a child here, I just want a Passport!
-overheard at the Post Office on Kent St.

The Mall

Father to his son in university...

Father: Hello, I'm coming to Town later on, do you need anything?
Son: I dont think so...
Father: I'll bring you a Tower's bag full of pototoes
-submitted by MRB

Double Whammy

Girl 1: My hips are really sore, and I don't know if it was from going to gym today or all the sex I demanded last night...

Girl #2: It is from the sex. Your hips would not be sore this soon after. Happened to me last week. I actually stretched before on session.

-Overheard in Charlottetown

Island Girl Dreams

Girl "OMI GAWD! Let us see the diamond, wah?"
-overheard at GNK