Titties

Girl#1: She's as useless as tits on a bull.

Girl#2: She's even more useless than that.

Girl#3: What do you mean?

Girl#2: Well, at least the bull's tits would be fun to play with.

-Overheard at Wendy's. Submitted by CW.

Walk With Me

Make exercise a part of your daily routine, walk with Jesus everyday.

-Sign on Church in East Royalty