Run Freedom Run

Like overheard this at the Subway across from the Confed Centre today at
noon. Like two girls okay.

1 Missed you at the parties. Where were you?
2 Getting Laid.
1 All weekend?
2 Pretty much.

A few minutes later

1 You look tired.
2 Probably. Ran a marathon on my back.
1 Geez, for real.
2 (she yawned) Yeh. It was exercise I guess.
-Submitted by CM

Quickies

Girl "God I wish Wendy's had gift cards!"
- overheard at the UPEI cafeteria

In Sickness and in Health

"Jeez, what a place. There's sick people everywhere."
-overheard at the QEH. Submitted by JT.

One of these things just doesn't belong

Girl: "We just don't belong here"
-overheard at the Blowout Sale. Submitted by SS.

Rainy Days

Boy: "Leave me alone. It is my day, ok?"
Girl: "Everyday is your day!"
-overheard at home

No sex in the champagne room

Girl "I just got my period. No sex for me"
Girl 2 "Well that is good. At least you are not pregnant"
Girl 1 "Yeah... I like it when biology creates boundaries for me!"
-Overheard at the UPEI Student Centre

Thanks for the Tootsie Rolls

Signed:
John "you now own my first born child...seriously you can have it..I fucking hate kids" Doe

-overREAD in a thankyou card. In Charlottetown.

Waves

"She's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out!"

-overheard at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital

Mummy Dearest

5-year-old: "But I saw you take it!"
Mother: "Don't you ever accuse me of spending your fucking money ever again!!!"
-overheard on Kent Street. Submitted by Jason M.

The Clampets

Goth guy pushes a guy from the country in overalls out of the way in a line
up at the cash at Future Shop then goes ahead of him. Old guy is looking
stunned.

Sales Clerk: "Jeez, that wasn't very polite!"
Goth Guy: "It's okay. He's old and he didn't notice anyway."
-Submitted by CM.

Bleeding Hearts

Girl one: "What's that on your foot?"
Girl two: "OMG - what is that - is that blood?"
Girl one: "Your foot is bleeding!!!"
Girl two: "It's not my blood - someone elses blood is on my foot!!"
-Overheard at an after party, after leaving the Velvet Underground. Submitted by Ballz.

Fancy Walking

"Mom likes shopping at the Dollar store because she doesn't have to get all dressed up like when she goes to Wal-Mart."
-submitted by JT.

Olives and Tappas

Girl 1: (to lady behind counter at Superstore) - "yuck, I'm returning
this cause it looks like here is poop in my salad"
Superstore Staff: "wow, yuck"
Customer standing nearby: "maybe it's a black olive"
girl 1: "no I'm pretty sure it looks like poop
-overheard at the Superstore. Submitted my iBug.

Technology Doesn't Always Work For God Either

"Sign is broken. Go inside for message"

-overSEEN on a church's marquee in East Royalty

From New York to L.A.

Girl 1 "Where do you think her accent is from? New York?"
Girl 2 "Nah... Tignish?"
-overheard at Subway

Memories

Girl "I am watching Philidelphia. I love that movie. Have you seen it?"
Boy "Yeah, I saw it in the theatre"
Girl "YOU SAW IT IN THE THEATRE? God you are old!"
-overheard at home